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Site Reviewed - Flesh Light

Categories - Men's Health, Toys & Dildos

Cost - $49.95

Pre-Order Thoughts


Sure, I like jerking off. What guy doesn't? But sometimes masturbating just doesn't satisfy me completely the way greasy dirty sex does.

I've found a new alternative to old fashioned jerking off that promises to quench your sexual desires almost as much as pumping a tight moist vagina. This wonderful new masturbation sensation is called the Flesh Light.

I went ahead and ordered the classic Pink Lady Fleshlight with the vagina insert. It also comes with a free sample of lube to enhance the experience. I can't wait to get my naughty little unmarked brown box with my new toy inside. Read on below for my full in-depth review.
 

Initial Impressions


The FedEx guy was nice enough to put my delivery in a discreet spot on my front porch where anyone passing by would not be able to see it. I picked up the box and noticed that it weighed a couple of pounds which said to me that it contained a durable and reliable product. Like Boris said to Tommy in "Snatch" - "the weight is a sign of reliability."

It was packaged in a plain brown box with a return shipping address of ILF. Inc. in Las Vegas, Nevada. There's no way anyone could tell that inside was a naughty sex toy.

I tore open the box and pulled out my Fleshlight, which was neatly wrapped in a plastic bag with a little sample container of ID Glide lube. This thing really does look just like a large utility flash light like the kind you would find at Lowes or Home Depot.

I unscrewed the top cap and took in the glorious sight of the prettiest pink pussy that I have ever seen. The people at Interactive Life Forms really know they're doing.

The Flesh Light must have been created from a mould of a real woman's vagina because the subtle skin variations and distinct erect clitoris add amazing realism to the product.

Just a few minutes before I heard the Fed Ex guy ring the bell and drive off, I had jerked out a creamy load and I was feeling pretty satisfied, or so I thought. Sliding my finger into the Flesh Light gave me an instant erection!

The ultra realistic material is very soft and reacts and moves to your touch extremely similar to real skin. The only thing that's missing is a woman's moan when you tickle the engorged clit.

Stretching open the lips reveal what appear to be smooth interior walls but I slid my finger in and slowly pulled it out and the sensation felt like the the subtlety velvety textured surroundings of a real pussy.

You could very easily fool a blind man into thinking that the Fleshlight was the real thing!
 

The Experience


This review is going to be one of the longest ever here on the Pervert Paul site since I have so many thoughts and ideas to share with you about this wonderful men's masturbation miracle.

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After rinsing off the Fleshlight and heating it up in warm water, I put on a raunchy hardcore porn video and settled back for my first time with a virgin Flesh Light. The sight of the true to life pink color and realistic vaginal lips added to my excitement.

I pushed the lubed Fleshlight down onto my extremely erect cock and the lips stretched obscenely around my girth which kicked my visual sexual stimulation up another notch. The stretchy material and large housing will surely accommodate men of any size unless you grew up next to a nuclear power plant.

The faux flashlight housing and material seem to insulate and hold heat very well. The warmth radiating from your penis also maintains the heat no matter how long your fuck session lasts which ensures a consistently pleasing temperature.

Jerking off can never compare to the feeling of being surrounded by 360 degrees of warm slippery soft flesh that is generously lubricated. I can honestly say that no other masturbation technique that I have attempted in my many years of wanking it even comes close.

During this first experience with my new Fleshlight I started to experiment with the end cap to see what kind of results I could produce. With the cap on tightly it felt like you were thrusting into a virgin's snatch for a hymen breaking good time with a powerful vacuum sucking feeling on the out stroke. Unscrewing the cap just a little bit allowed for easier "fucking" while totally removing the end cap lets you get down to fast and sloppy banging like you were trying to beat her back out. The large pussy mound on the Flesh Light permits this vigorous virtual vaginal sex, if you prefer it, due to the adequate cushion for the pushing. Here's a fun game to try when you have the cap off, try to squirt out the end of the Flesh Light and if you succeed then you'll win the title of "Master Blaster".

To simulate a blow job I found that you could keep one finger on the end cap and open it on the down stroke and close it on the up stroke so that it seems like the Flesh Light is going down on you fast and then sucking you on the way up.

I discovered that I became very engrossed with the adult movie that I was watching due to the realistic sensation that the Flesh Light provides. I was so lost in the experience that I hardly noticed that I was pumping down on my cock at the same rhythm as the couple on the screen was having sex. My mirroring of their twat tapping timing happened naturally and it most certainly enhanced my experience.

After about 20 minutes of spanking my monkey I felt that I needed a few more drops of lube. But I also didn't want to pull out of the Flesh Light. Screwing off the end cap and dripping a few globs of lubricant down the rear opening solved that problem.

Do you have a curved penis from jerking off with the same hand too much? Do you suffer from Peyronie's disease, Hypospadias, or Urethral stricture? Then the Flesh Light might be the solution to your problem or at least it can keep it from getting worse. Masturbating with your right or left hand all the time can cause your penis to become slightly curved. This is due to the way that you grip your penis with uneven forces on the shaft and the natural tendency to not stroke the penis in a totally straight line away from your body. The Flesh Light provides a uniform tunnel that won't bend your shaft like your kung fu grip. Rather than receiving stimulation from your ultra firm grip you enjoy the pleasure of total vaginal immersion and the more gentle yet extremely satisfying grip of the Fleshlight.

Virgins and premature ejaculators, this paragraph is just for your benefit. Want to know what your first time pumping into a real hot moist vagina will be like? Want to last longer in bed when her hot love tunnel is wrapped around your cock? Then the Flesh Light is your answer! The only way to prepare yourself for the intense pleasure and sensation of a real wet pussy is to practice enjoying that feeling without allowing it to overwhelm your senses into a premature ejaculation.


Conclusion


My conclusion quite simply is that you absolutely must buy yourself a Flesh Light. It is the best sex toy for men, period!

It will be one of the best purchases you'll ever make in your life. Every man deserves the joy of pounding hot wet pussy whenever he feels the need. Stop jerking off the old fashioned way and step into the future.

Check out the sample gallery of Kirsten posing with a pink lady Fleshlight and then visit the website to custom build your own. Vagina, ass and mouth inserts in Latina, ebony and Caucasian skin tones are available to suit any preference. Also, a variety of enhanced sensations inserts like the ribbed, wave, ultra tight, and speed bump ensure that the honeymoon never ends.
 

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